Danger!

Don't eat sodium nitrate! It causes cancer and will turn you into a ghost. Then I'd have to hunt you! It's also used in animals to give them cancer for lab tests. It keeps meat from turning gray. That's right, it's in meat! Wonder why America has more cancer than other countries? That's why! I'm gonna start buying from my local, independent grocers. Fuck the government! I don't want to become a government lab rat turned into a ghost!