I got one!

Ever wonder where the term "to catch a cold" came from? If you have, it's good news that you're reading this, because I'm about to enlighten you.

Back in the day, they thought cold spots originated from spirits. Yeah, they were right. They also believed spirits to be the cause of many illnesses. So, obviously, catching a cold meant to catch a spirit. That means I've definitely bagged me a ghost! My legacy as an awesome ghost hunter continues to grow. Too bad the spirit I caught is preventing me from hunting others of its kind. Being sick sucks.

Zombies

On a similar topic to ghosts, I've been thinking a lot about zombies lately. More specifically, I've been considering how to make myself some zombies.

Hookworm toxoplasmosis with an accelerated rabies trait. That would be my designer zombie virus. It also floods the brain with bz type hallucinogen and flight or fight response. I could design it on Plumb Island. Maybe along with some top secret black syphilis for good measure. I could tie it all together with xenobiological agents from Lab 51, like zeta reticulan feces. That's how you make a zombie! It would definitely work!

Except for the whole reanimation thing. Well, maybe that's where the alien fecal matter comes into play. Maybe I'll put in a bio-luminescent trait from jellyfish into the virus somewhere. You know, for the holidays. Glow-in-the-dark zombies! Maybe make them bark too. You know, for a trademark, signature thing.

As long as they don't sprout a barnacle covered tentacle, all will be well.

Post Ghost Post

Not much luck last couple times out, even with a thin membrane. Did a lot of scouting though. Now I know where most of the places I need to investigate are located. Now I just need to get into them. Kinda like how it is with me and women...

Pre Ghost Post 2

The membrane is thin. Ghosts will be plentiful tonight. How do I know it's thin? I feel it. Might see a UFO tonight too. Things started opening up yesterday. The air's buzzing! Do you realize they've had silent helicopters since the 70s?

Ever had a sinus infection? It's chemtrails that got into your nose from our friends at Evergreen Aviation, made god knows where, flown and sprayed by MIBs. It's all exobiology countermeasures, what they were testing on the mutilated cows near Dulce, NM. Maybe made in California. They spray your house with BZ (super hallucinogen 250X stronger than LSD) and plant your mind with bullshit. Meanwhile, skunk ape is eating out of your trash can from a UFO. It's all good though because you're under the personal protection of Lucifer and his djinn masquerading as the mothman. Except Lucifer's children try having sex with you while you sleep in the form of succubi. The sex is good but leaves you exhausted. When you can sleep, you have nightmares of Hell. I guess all I have left to say is... thank god for booze.

New Year's Ghosts

Figure there won't be many ghosts out tonight. Fireworks and guns scare them. So I'll probably just hang out with some friends... get drunk... make a fool of myself in front of some girls. Today is payday, after all.

Ghost Bastards Audio!!!

Check out the audio clips from our ghost adventures! More will be coming soon, along with photos and perhaps some video at some point. I'm gonna organize more clips on my voice recorder, erase others for space, plus one of my buddies got a real EMF for Christmas. I'm gonna see it this weekend! I'll do some research Monday too. It's all falling into place... Look out ghosts! You gonna run and cry!

Pre Ghost Post

In regards to encountering paranormal activity, at first, it might seem as though it doesn’t happen that much. Many first time ghost hunters are plagued by ineffectiveness. Don’t give up! I’ve learned that the more you seek it out, the more you will find. Rather, it will find you. It’s not that the places become more haunted, or even that you find better locations, you just become a better researcher. Through repeated efforts, you become noticed by entities, stuff starts happening with greater frequency and you get better results. Nobody has named this effect, what I like to think of as becoming charged with spiritual energy, so to speak. My question is, has anyone tried to research it? No? In that case, it will forever after be known as the Marc Effect!

With this in mind, it will prove interesting to discover what results can be obtained from tonight’s adventures. Key team members are unavailable and a newbie accompanies. Will he drag us down like a dead battery in the cell phone of life, dooming us from any success on the go? Or will it invigorate the ghosts with malicious energy, finding this stranger taunting them? I’ve always wanted to witness a possession. Without any spirit energy to protect him, perhaps the newbie will prove easy prey. No need to tell him that though.

I believe we’ll revisit downtown tonight. That’ll be the quickest way to investigate multiple haunted locations with minimal hassle. I’m low on gas.