Saturday, December 25, 2010
Do ghosts eat the holes out of swiss cheese?
Did you ever take a bite of swiss cheese and think... maybe I'm tasting ghost spit. It's a simple question. Seriously, why are there holes in swiss cheese? I think it's ghosts. Can you get cooties or would it be... booties? How about the spookies? I like booties best, but booties don't like me. So next time you bite into some cheese, even if it's not swiss, just remember, you're sharing a secondhand kiss with a ghost. Why can't they use a knife like everyone else?
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This is useful information. Unfortunately, I fail to understand how this assists in the hunting of the actual ghost. Do you leave Swiss cheese out without holes and wait for them?
ReplyDeleteNo thats his women bait. Ghost tainted swiss cheese sandwich.
ReplyDeleteWomen go for that? I'd think women would be opposed to eating ghost spit.
ReplyDeleteYOu sir are dumb the holes in swiss cheese are made from germ farts not ghosts!! Get it right next time.
ReplyDeleteWhy is he trying to lure women with germ farts?
ReplyDeletetis is some wac az sht yo. ghost isnt reel wac az ruhtards.
ReplyDeleteI hope you can learn to spell in the near future. Or rack your face across some razor wire, at least then your appearance would match intelligence levels.
ReplyDeleteI think he should put his face in a waffle iron and than rack it across some razor i think that would be more fitting.
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