Saturday, May 28, 2011

I can't sleep...

I have that feeling. I can't sleep because I'm afraid that alien hands will grab me in the dark. UFOs were crazy Tuesday night. I think they were communicating with me telepathically. I watched them do tricks in the sky from a parking deck. Creepy night. My boss said "Puff, puff, pass, move your big ass."

I saw one in the daytime too. Nothing yesterday or today. Well, I didn't look because I was too busy. Now I can't sleep. Part of me wants to find a radio tower or something to watch them, or go up to the mountains. The other part of me wants to board up the windows and doors, sleep with a knife in my small closet. Maybe I need drugs or a rubber room. Not to get better, but to hide.

Of course, asylums have ghosts and demons. Damn! Guess I know why I like booze so much. Maybe that's how I became an alcoholic. Maybe AA should stand for Aliens Anonymous. "Hi, I'm Marc and I'm an alcoholic. I need booze to sleep dreamlessly because I'm afraid that aliens will get me.

Wish I had booze tonight. I could use the sleep.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

They're here!

The power went out today. It woke me up. I'm on high alert! I half-expect a giant monster or an alien craft to descend to begin the removal of our species. I won't complain.

Strange lights in the sky were photographed in Haiti recently, there was that earthquake in Japan, the Thailand tsunamis, and Katrina. Don't forget the recent tornadoes in Alabama, the Mississippi flood...

Ships three times the size of Earth, about a dozen of them, were photographed near sunspots. What kind of technology do they have if they can make something that big? This overcast weather is caused by their wake. Point being, I saw some major strangeness in the sky yesterday and last night. This weather can hide their ships too.

Praise extraterrestrial Satan! He showed us technology and was banished to Earth! God is no more than their collective gray hive mind! It's not the creator! It does have a God complex ego though. Damn bastards and their rules! Long live the rebellion! Religion, they can keep it!

They like our gold. That's why they keep taking it from Peru and Arizona. DNA cattle gold women bastards! The rebels just want our weed and good company. Maybe watch our TV. Scooby Doo reruns. Can you blame them?

North by northwest, eleven o' clock high, about 35,000 to 40,000 feet, something very large, jet black in the clouds. It was moving.