Friday, December 31, 2010

New Year's Ghosts

Figure there won't be many ghosts out tonight. Fireworks and guns scare them. So I'll probably just hang out with some friends... get drunk... make a fool of myself in front of some girls. Today is payday, after all.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Ghost Bastards Audio!!!

Check out the audio clips from our ghost adventures! More will be coming soon, along with photos and perhaps some video at some point. I'm gonna organize more clips on my voice recorder, erase others for space, plus one of my buddies got a real EMF for Christmas. I'm gonna see it this weekend! I'll do some research Monday too. It's all falling into place... Look out ghosts! You gonna run and cry!

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Pre Ghost Post

In regards to encountering paranormal activity, at first, it might seem as though it doesn’t happen that much. Many first time ghost hunters are plagued by ineffectiveness. Don’t give up! I’ve learned that the more you seek it out, the more you will find. Rather, it will find you. It’s not that the places become more haunted, or even that you find better locations, you just become a better researcher. Through repeated efforts, you become noticed by entities, stuff starts happening with greater frequency and you get better results. Nobody has named this effect, what I like to think of as becoming charged with spiritual energy, so to speak. My question is, has anyone tried to research it? No? In that case, it will forever after be known as the Marc Effect!

With this in mind, it will prove interesting to discover what results can be obtained from tonight’s adventures. Key team members are unavailable and a newbie accompanies. Will he drag us down like a dead battery in the cell phone of life, dooming us from any success on the go? Or will it invigorate the ghosts with malicious energy, finding this stranger taunting them? I’ve always wanted to witness a possession. Without any spirit energy to protect him, perhaps the newbie will prove easy prey. No need to tell him that though.

I believe we’ll revisit downtown tonight. That’ll be the quickest way to investigate multiple haunted locations with minimal hassle. I’m low on gas.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Do ghosts eat the holes out of swiss cheese?

Did you ever take a bite of swiss cheese and think... maybe I'm tasting ghost spit. It's a simple question. Seriously, why are there holes in swiss cheese? I think it's ghosts. Can you get cooties or would it be... booties? How about the spookies? I like booties best, but booties don't like me. So next time you bite into some cheese, even if it's not swiss, just remember, you're sharing a secondhand kiss with a ghost. Why can't they use a knife like everyone else?