Saturday, December 25, 2010
Do ghosts eat the holes out of swiss cheese?
Did you ever take a bite of swiss cheese and think... maybe I'm tasting ghost spit. It's a simple question. Seriously, why are there holes in swiss cheese? I think it's ghosts. Can you get cooties or would it be... booties? How about the spookies? I like booties best, but booties don't like me. So next time you bite into some cheese, even if it's not swiss, just remember, you're sharing a secondhand kiss with a ghost. Why can't they use a knife like everyone else?