Monday, January 31, 2011

I got one!

Ever wonder where the term "to catch a cold" came from? If you have, it's good news that you're reading this, because I'm about to enlighten you.

Back in the day, they thought cold spots originated from spirits. Yeah, they were right. They also believed spirits to be the cause of many illnesses. So, obviously, catching a cold meant to catch a spirit. That means I've definitely bagged me a ghost! My legacy as an awesome ghost hunter continues to grow. Too bad the spirit I caught is preventing me from hunting others of its kind. Being sick sucks.

Sunday, January 16, 2011


On a similar topic to ghosts, I've been thinking a lot about zombies lately. More specifically, I've been considering how to make myself some zombies.

Hookworm toxoplasmosis with an accelerated rabies trait. That would be my designer zombie virus. It also floods the brain with bz type hallucinogen and flight or fight response. I could design it on Plumb Island. Maybe along with some top secret black syphilis for good measure. I could tie it all together with xenobiological agents from Lab 51, like zeta reticulan feces. That's how you make a zombie! It would definitely work!

Except for the whole reanimation thing. Well, maybe that's where the alien fecal matter comes into play. Maybe I'll put in a bio-luminescent trait from jellyfish into the virus somewhere. You know, for the holidays. Glow-in-the-dark zombies! Maybe make them bark too. You know, for a trademark, signature thing.

As long as they don't sprout a barnacle covered tentacle, all will be well.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Post Ghost Post

Not much luck last couple times out, even with a thin membrane. Did a lot of scouting though. Now I know where most of the places I need to investigate are located. Now I just need to get into them. Kinda like how it is with me and women...

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Pre Ghost Post 2

The membrane is thin. Ghosts will be plentiful tonight. How do I know it's thin? I feel it. Might see a UFO tonight too. Things started opening up yesterday. The air's buzzing! Do you realize they've had silent helicopters since the 70s?

Ever had a sinus infection? It's chemtrails that got into your nose from our friends at Evergreen Aviation, made god knows where, flown and sprayed by MIBs. It's all exobiology countermeasures, what they were testing on the mutilated cows near Dulce, NM. Maybe made in California. They spray your house with BZ (super hallucinogen 250X stronger than LSD) and plant your mind with bullshit. Meanwhile, skunk ape is eating out of your trash can from a UFO. It's all good though because you're under the personal protection of Lucifer and his djinn masquerading as the mothman. Except Lucifer's children try having sex with you while you sleep in the form of succubi. The sex is good but leaves you exhausted. When you can sleep, you have nightmares of Hell. I guess all I have left to say is... thank god for booze.