Adventure or dream...

So, there I was, at Disneyland! The happiest place on Earth! Then, I realize something... This place is a little too happy. A lot of people are wearing red shirts, all over the place. Red shirts on men, more men, women with other women. I have a strange feeling about this. Maybe it's the red shirts that say "get your Disney fast pass here" with an arrow pointing towards the crotch. Maybe it's all the rainbow colored Mickey pins. Maybe it's the red shirts with Mickey Mouse kissing another Mickey Mouse, or all the other red shirts with stuff about cuddling so hard and California Bears or "It's a gay world after all." It could be the red shirts that say "Anaheim Gay Days 2012." Any of those things could be giving me strange feelings about the situations. I only know one thing for certain, I'm here another three days, and I only packed red shirts... It's a good thing I know about quantum tunneling.