Post Apocalyptia

I had another dream... or maybe a premonition. The shit hit the fan.

I had too much shit to carry in my shopping cart. I had dog food and diapers for barter, but they were too heavy. I think I was given the stuff as payment for taking families from place to place. That's right, I was an escort for hire in the wasteland...

I was wearing a sleeveless leather jacket, had a beard, and an aluminum baseball bat to fight off baddies. Whatever caused the apocalypse was due to the construction of a mother ship rocket that held a small city in the air. It was a way point to get people to the international space station city. There was a shuttle in front of the rocket, and they collided, blowing up most of the rocket and tearing a hole in the mother ship city. I watched it happen on TV.

I remember that I was eating oatmeal in the dark with boots on saying, "Yup, I knew that would happen. Dumb ass corporate pilots working for minimum wage..."

There was a population explosion of Bigfoot. They hunted those who came too close to the forests.

I don't know exactly what killed off humanity. There were things after dark, like hairless monkey things that had glowing eyes... The answers to the truth are always hidden in my dreams...

The Season

It's UFO Season, my friends, which means these blogs might start going like crazy! As some of you already know, UFO Season follows monsoon season here in Tucson, for some reason. It's probably because the aliens like to study our monsoons. They are also terrified of cats, but that's beside the point. They also like mutilating cows, but then again, I don't know if that one's true. Maybe the government is doing that. It's related, but I'm not sure why. The government definitely has an interest in removing the reproductive organs of cows, the udder, and also maybe the lymph nodes. I think they might be in cahoots with McDonald's. I'll have to do more research. Tasty research...