The Season

It's UFO Season, my friends, which means these blogs might start going like crazy! As some of you already know, UFO Season follows monsoon season here in Tucson, for some reason. It's probably because the aliens like to study our monsoons. They are also terrified of cats, but that's beside the point. They also like mutilating cows, but then again, I don't know if that one's true. Maybe the government is doing that. It's related, but I'm not sure why. The government definitely has an interest in removing the reproductive organs of cows, the udder, and also maybe the lymph nodes. I think they might be in cahoots with McDonald's. I'll have to do more research. Tasty research...