I pride myself on trying to make the world a better place, but so much stands in the way. I'm sick of so much scum on the streets, so I am going to become a vigilante super hero. I will be known as the trash man because I take out the trash! The villain would be the recycler, because he puts the trash back out on the streets. I could use a trash bag as my costume. I wonder if I will have a problem breathing in it. Do super heroes have to wear pants? Because I have to be able to move freely.