Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Three way

Just had a three way... call about UFOs headed towards Marana. Ghosts might be driving them.

I discovered tonight that potato chips make me violent and want to throw a tantrum like an enraged child with ADHD. Soda dehydrates me, puts me in a trance susceptible to mind control and hypnosis. I need to fast, climb a mountain, stand meditating under a waterfall to regain chi. Ghosts are scared of chi.

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